Cheap Golf

About This Game

Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:

– It is a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice.
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– There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.
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– The game currently includes 3 episodes with over 140 levels of boop flinging.
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– You can also play in STORY MODE, which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (with no score). SPEEDRUN MODE is coming soon.
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– You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor, but it’s a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely.
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– I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.
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Thank you for your engagement.

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ADDITIONAL INFO:

– This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.

– Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).

Reviews

“A very odd, easily played, and definitely interesting project, it’s a decent amount of fun, and aurally it shines”
Rock Paper Shotgun

“Cheap Golf is a far smarter game than its simplicity and retro style make it look…thanks to the amazing instructive power of endlessly creative minigolf courses”
4/5 – Hardcore Gamer

“Cheap Golf is a Low-Budget, Modern Day Portal… The development and triumph of artificial intelligence over individual intellect reverberates throughout Cheap Golf, Pixeljam’s latest stroke of inter-textual brilliance.”
Cliqist